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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 09:34
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
Senate expected to pass crypto bill without addressing Trump’s investments - AP News
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
From 1 to 10, how dark is the Naruto fandom? Why?
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
When do you feel most peaceful ever?
So they tried
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What pet would you strongly not recommend?
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What symptoms did you notice before being diagnosed with cancer?
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
Still no good.
A traveler infected with measles flew into Miami. What are the next steps? - Miami Herald
Unacceptable again!
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Can I use the LEG PRESS to build muscle?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why are white women so overly emotional?
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Measles leaves children vulnerable to other diseases for years - Our World in Data
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics